Dear big agency, your tweets are terrible
Bored of the inane froth that agencies spit out on Twitter all day when they’re “covering” Cannes?
Well, this Tumblr is for you.
Behold, the Cannes You Please Shut Up? post, which might just have captured the silliest agency tweets from La Croisette this year.
Condolences to the designer who was briefed on this…
But it will get you 24 retweets…
So you can look as smug as she does…
‘Real Good Quality Content’
Listen up, that’s the sound of a copywriter having a mental breakdown somewhere.
#MeCatCan do better than that!
Sapient is clearly still a virgin…
If you make something personal, people have a more emotional connection.
The type of 5-star insight you can only find at Cannes
You’ll need a PHD to figure out that riddle.
Isn’t that the case, Jamie?
Jamie??
JAMIE?!!!
IT’S A FUCKING CONVERSATION JAMIE!!!! WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING REPLY TO ME JAMIE!!!!! WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME!!!!
Here’s hoping!
I like my panopticon salty, not sweet. And I only eat it when I’m at the cinema.
“Roger, we’re struggling to find someone to manage our Twitter account while we’re at Cannes”
“Don’t worry, Simon. Me Cat Can do it.”
“God of WPP Eats Own Children”
The height of fucktardliness.
ReplyNeed any more proof that big agency bosses are living in an alternate universe?
ReplyWasting money. Talking shit. Carvorting with grade C celebs. Acting smart.
Is this what 30% of an agencies income pays for?
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