Dr Mumbo

Dear big agency, your tweets are terrible

Bored of the inane froth that agencies spit out on Twitter all day when they’re “covering” Cannes?

Well, this Tumblr is for you.

Cannes You Please Shut Up?

Behold, the Cannes You Please Shut Up? post, which might just have captured the silliest agency tweets from La Croisette this year.

Ambitious is my middle name

Condolences to the designer who was briefed on this…

intolerantBut it will get you 24 retweets…

Havas

So you can look as smug as she does…

Jamie

‘Real Good Quality Content’

Listen up, that’s the sound of a copywriter having a mental breakdown somewhere.

#MeCatCan do better than that!

Y&R

 

Sapient

Sapient is clearly still a virgin…

DDB

If you make something personal, people have a more emotional connection.

The type of 5-star insight you can only find at Cannes

PHD

 

You’ll need a PHD to figure out that riddle.

Jamie

Isn’t that the case, Jamie?

Jamie??

JAMIE?!!!

IT’S A FUCKING CONVERSATION JAMIE!!!! WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING REPLY TO ME JAMIE!!!!! WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME!!!!

Cannes

Here’s hoping!

Y&R

Oliver

I like my panopticon salty, not sweet. And I only eat it when I’m at the cinema.

3

Contagious

MEC

“Roger, we’re struggling to find someone to manage our Twitter account while we’re at Cannes”

“Don’t worry, Simon. Me Cat Can do it.”

WPP

“God of WPP Eats Own Children”

Y&R

Ogilvy

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